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Friday, December 29, 2006

Those damned college administrators

What's Mallard raving about today?

College administrators, Minorities, Vegans, Marxists.

I am appalled that this particular college administrator is not protecting the rights of turnips.

This is the single laziest bit of poetry ever concocted. He rhymes me with C and he can't even think hard enough to come up with a rhyme for speech so he just tosses in the extremely musty epithet Marxist. Hasn't anyone told Mallard that you're-not-with-us-so-you-must-be-with-the-terrorists is the new Red Scare?

Unless I miss my guess, by the way, Mallard is suggesting that Harry Potter grew up to become a liberal college administrator.

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