What's Mallard raving about today?
Wal-Mart, Rich Liberals, Uncle Sam.
Most. Schizophrenic. Panel. Ever.
Almost the entire top section is devoted to caveatting the remainder of the panel because Mallard objects to Wal-Mart's offshore manufacturing. Of course, Mallard is blind to the irony of the fact that Wal-Mart is able to offer the low prices that form the basis for the rest of the panel precisely because of their offshore manufacturing.
But Mallard won't let any of that get in the way of a good rant against both government and liberals, or in this case the dreaded rich liberals.
Free advice: when you have to throw in a meaningless phrase like "In fact I'm counting the ways" simply to maintain your erratic rhyme scheme, it's time to recognize the fact that you should stop with the freaking poetry!