What's Mallard raving about today?
Lunch-meat gift baskets, co-workers.
Why do I suspect Mallard has gotten more than a few lunch-meat gift baskets from co-workers in his time?
Less than a month ago, Mallard spent 5 days extolling the virtues of fruitcake. He then turns around and makes fun of lunch-meat gift baskets for being the kind of gift that no one consumes, but just passes down from generation-to-generation.
Honestly, it must take a special kind of mental dullness to go through a life this filled with irony without recognizing the irony.
2 comments:
Have you seen this?
Damn you Mallard, I like those 'lunch-meat' baskets. Soooo tasty...
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