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Monday, December 11, 2006

Those damned meat baskets

What's Mallard raving about today?

Lunch-meat gift baskets, co-workers.

Why do I suspect Mallard has gotten more than a few lunch-meat gift baskets from co-workers in his time?

Less than a month ago, Mallard spent 5 days extolling the virtues of fruitcake. He then turns around and makes fun of lunch-meat gift baskets for being the kind of gift that no one consumes, but just passes down from generation-to-generation.

Honestly, it must take a special kind of mental dullness to go through a life this filled with irony without recognizing the irony.


Mike P said...

Have you seen this?

Anonymous said...

Damn you Mallard, I like those 'lunch-meat' baskets. Soooo tasty...