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Friday, August 01, 2008

That damned McCain

What's Mallard raving about today?

John McCain, Kazhakstan.

I'm totally confused. Is making Mallard ambassador to Kazakhstan throwing Mallard under the bus? Or rewarding him because he does not speak for John McCain?

Maybe the reason McCain hasn't repudiated Mallard yet is that, like me, he usually has no idea what the hell Mallard's talking about.


factinista said...

Mallard doesn't know what he's talking about either. Given Kazakhstan's massive oil and natural gas reserves, serving as ambassador would really be an important, and no doubt well-paying, job.

Kaitlyn said...

No, I get it!

By giving Mallard a sweet job that he's not qualified for, McCain is not punishing him. Making the claim that McCain attacks conservatives nonsense.

Or revealing a gross lack of knowledge about Kazakhstan. Usually not a problem, but if you're going to use it as a punchline...

exanonymous said...

And everyone else who voted for McCain is...?

Apparently, the librul media is not picking up on this pity-party that would server their purposes so very well, and instead choses to lavish Obama with continual coverage of everyone he knows who is crazy, every word he says that can be taken out of context, and criticism of everywhere he goes.

Except Rush Limbaugh.

exanonymous said...

*serve, dagnabit not server.

English is hard. Guess I'll type in Spanish. Um. La Ventana. Uno dos tres quattro cinco seis seite ocho nueve deis?

Robert said...

Lesson: There is no room for dissent in the Republican party.
Is it still called goose-stepping if a duck is doing it?

Bryce Baker said...

McCain doesn't repudiate Mallard for the same reason you don't try to win an argument with a 5 year old

Michael said...

Bryce Baker wins.

And, once again, someone has a blue left sleeve on a black jacket. Maybe there's a fashion trend in Washington I haven't heard about yet?