- Worst Rhyme Scheme - Mallentine from Barack to Hillary!
- Worst Metaphor - Giant Burmese Pythons
- Least Helpful Asterisk - Barack Obama
- Least Accurate Caricature - Hillary Clinton
- Most Interminable Series or Running Theme - Things That Are Racist
- Most Disturbing Image (Mental or Visual) - Chris Dodd's Neck
- Creativity in Cartooning (Highest Text-to-Image Ratio) - D.C. Gun Law Test
- Creepiest Unintentional Self-Revelation - At the Mall
- The Golden Flash (Most Mystifying Panel) - No Grad Students
- The IOKIYAR Award (for Brazenness or Hypocrisy) - Concern Trolling
- Most Violent Assault on the English Language - Not Any Way
- Achievement in Oversimplification or Willful Ignorance - Hundreds of Scientists!
- Limbaugh Award for Best Regurgitation of Talking Points - ACORN! Scary!
- Ray Bolger Award for Invention in Straw Men - Obama Voters Are Dumb!
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Meta-Post: 2008 Golden Ellipses
And the Winners Were: