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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

That damned bed

What's Mallard raving about today?

Rush Limbaugh, The News.

I gotta side with the kid. I would be pretty terrified if I had an inkling, imagined or not, that Rush Limbaugh was under my bed.

Still, it's pretty rich for the same people who were shouting "Terrorist!" and "Kill Him!" about Barack Obama to get the vapors over criticism of Rush Limbaugh.

15 comments:

GeoX said...

Ha ha--silly kid. Rush Limbaugh would NEVER fit under your bed! Perhaps you should worry about Ann Coulter instead. Her bony ass would fit under anything.

Michael said...

I wish Ann Coulter were under MY bed. Er, did I say that out loud?

Li'l Ron Howard's parents should have let him watch FOX News. They don't try to scare people.

exanonymous said...

This is ambiguous enough that you could pretend the kid watched Rush's speech about real conservatives and how they beat up everyone and became terrified.

NLC said...

I love these strips, which can be summarized as:

"There's nothing wrong with [*]. The leftist press just hates them. If only they would stop complaining, everything would be fine.]

[* Pick one: Limbaugh, Bush, Rove, Cheney, Neocons, the War in Iraq, the economic policies of the last several years, etc, etc, etc]


[Let me respond with my WV: "realie"?]

Randall said...

"...The leftist press just hates them...."

If you were rejected by as many newspapers as Tinkley, wouldn't you assume the press hated you?

dlauthor said...

"Stop watching the news," translated into Latin, ought to be the Mallard Fillmore motto.

And this strip is incomplete. "MOMMY! Rush Limbaugh is hiding under my bed with a suitcase full of Oxy and Viagra!"

Also the kid should be Dominican.

Gold-Digging Nanny said...

dlauthor -- I just ran that through an online translator and got "Subsisto vigilo novus."

Anonymous said...

He wasn't intentionally referencing this book, was he?

"Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!"

http://www.amazon.com/Help-Mom-There-Liberals-Under/dp/0976726904

fuckreagan said...

I think a better motto, whose repetition fits Tinsley's terrible writing, is, "never think, never give to charity, never help foreigners, never fuck before marriage, never believe in evolution, never be a nigger," translated by InterTram as "nunquam reputo, nunquam tribuo ut sanctimonia, nunquam succurro peregrinus, nunquam fuck pro matrimonium, nunquam puto in evolution, nunquam exsisto a nigger."

fuckreagan said...

Tinsley is mad at the newspapers because they refuse to print his rambling, incomprehensible, extremely racists letters.

Factinista said...

What bed? Seriously, all that's there is a lamp and a blanket.

Jazzbumpa said...

Lost in all of this is the remarkable fact that this is the only Blallard strip I have ever seen that can be taken to make sense, exactly as read.

Not that it's actually funny, or anything . . .

andy? said...

I wish Ann Coulter were under MY bed.
yeah dead and rotting under my bed...

GeoX said...

I've heard rumors that there were people who found Ann Coulter attractive, but it's just hard for me to really wrap my head around. Seriously, people, she looks like an angry skeleton. Double-you tee eff? It's not something I'd mention if not for the fact that her alleged attractiveness is part of her alleged appeal (exhibits A through Z: the covers of all her books), but given that it is, I don't feel bad bringing it up.

Michael said...

Since we're on the subject (hilarious, and as offensive as it sounds):

ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com