What's Mallard raving about today?
The Bailout, Average Guys, Congress.
No, Average Guy. No you may not have a bailout.
Those Republicans you put in office because President Bush seemed like a "regular guy" screwed you over when they eliminated sensible regulations for financial institutions, allowing those institutions to treat Wall Street like Las Vegas, except that they kept all the wins while your 401k absorbed the losses.
Next time, don't be such an idiot when you vote.
Oh, and given Mallard long history of spite towards "Average people" it's highly amusing for him to suddenly cast himself as their spokesduck.