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Saturday, June 19, 2010

Those damned Incumbents

What's Mallard raving about today?

Incumbents, News.

To Mallard, and others who "think" in lockstep with Fox News...yet more proof of their own bias.

To anyone else, utterly mystifying.

6 comments:

Ducky is Right said...

Katie Couric? Wolf Blitzer? Dude, that's some kind of fucking stupid right there.
Way to speak truth to power there, Ducks.

How embarrassed is every newspaper who pays for this drivel? It's not even about politics, it's about quality of the product. Can they not tell the difference between 'good' and 'bad'?

Faster, Harder, More Challenging GeoX said...

Hmm. Old--old enough. Smug--oh god yes. Bloated--his liver, certainly. Elite--he has no idea what this word means. Establishment--well, he's wasting space in comics pages of mainstream newspapers.

Yup, looks like Tinsley's tacitly admitting his own worthlessness. Glad we can agree on SOMETHING.

Tog said...

Earth to Batshit: we don't vote for newsreaders. Meanwhile:

"God, this is just--we can't escape these people. We just can't escape them. (...) It's a thing called the refrigerator. You probably already know about it. Try looking there. There are also things in what's called the kitchen of your house called cupboards. And in those cupboards, most likely you're going to find Ding-Dongs, Twinkies, Lays ridgy potato chips, all kinds of dips and maybe a can of corn that you don't want, but it will be there. If that doesn't work, try a Happy Meal at McDonald's. You know where McDonald's is. There's the Dollar Menu at McDonald's and if they don't have Chicken McNuggets, dial 911 and ask for Obama. (...) There's another place if none of these options work to find food; there's always the neighborhood dumpster. Now, you might find competition with homeless people there, but there are videos that have been produced to show you how to healthfully dine and how to dumpster dive and survive until school kicks back up in August."
--Smug and VERY bloated elitist scum of the Earth Rush Limbaugh, Batshit's great hero, encouraging poor children to dumpster-dive because he is enraged by school lunch programs (June 16th, 2010)

...Any commentary about THAT, Batshit? Or would you rather discuss things you see in people's nostrils?

Frank Stone said...

Haw! Yeah! Cuz Katie was mean to Sarah! Playin' gotcha, askin' her what she reads an' stuff! An' Blitzer! What's with the beard, huh? Dumb ol' Blitzer! >URRP< Where's my bucket o' Doritos??

Kip W said...

A new imaginary study reveals that wishful thinking is very wishful. And in the red states weather forecast, be on the lookout for showers of ponies.

rewinn said...

Tog - I hope every liberal whether politician or not shares that Rush quote over and over and over.

And associates it with every conservative who in any way parrots a Rush talking point.

As the man says, you have to catapult the propaganda. But the nice thing about being a liberal is that the conservatives supply us with all the ammo we need, if we choose to use it.

(P.S. Wolf Blitzer is a corporate tool. It's kinda funny to see Mallard attack his fellow lackey but I suppose we're just seeing one of the occasional spats in the servants' quarters)