What's Mallard raving about today?
Education
Mallard continues to flog this horse, despite the fact that he is lying about what the study found. Thus proving that schools are over-preparing people, assuming their aspiration is to be a Right Wing propagandist.
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Look! It's the return of the smug smirk of willful ignorance!
But at least some grown-up has taken Tinsley gently by the hand and explained to him why drawing someone with a hole through their skull might be in poor taste AND come back to bite his worthless ass. (Was it us? We should all know by now that Tinsley lurks here, pissing and sobbing.)
Does Tinsley have a solution to this dilemma, even if it exists only in his own Ayn-Rand-addled mind? And how much does Batshit think a student learns over a full run at Beck U, pray tell?
I know, I'm wasting my time. It's all an exercise in HURF HURF HURF SKOOL SUX KIDZ STOOPIT LIBURLZ LOOSERZ HURF HURF HURF and that's what Tinsley gets his might-as-well-be-welfare check for...
Well, he does have GWB as proof...
Holy Department of Redundancy Department, it's deja vu all over again. He's plagiarizing himself. Like these strips take any effort the first time he rubs one of them out.
At least this time he's taking multiple panels to say the exact same thing verbatim he's been saying for days now, thus nominally validating his taking up space in a Sunday funnies page. No crotch, too. In short, one of the better Mallards.
Still sucks hairy hippopotamus ass, of course.
The critical thinking skills measured in the study are the ones that enable students to debunk Mallard's entire life philosophy.
So is Mallard complaining, or merely explaining where he gets his audience?
Good grief -- Mallard/Brucie is still touting this as a "new" report?
Well, I guess when you see the world through a haze of booze, Fox "news" channel, and daytime TV, even stuff that happened months ago can blur together with stuff that just happened yesterday.
Strips like "Dennis the Menace" and "Mark Trail" at least wait years or even decades before recycling their own content. Tinsley can't even go a full week.
But enough about his failed efforts to earn an AA badge.
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