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Saturday, January 28, 2012

That damned Butt Call

What's Mallard raving about today?

The First Amendment

Thus proving that, like many of Mallard's "strict constructionist" cohorts, he doesn't even faintly understand the Constitution he pretends to revere.

9 comments:

Tog said...

Mallard may not like butt calls, but Tinsley seems obsessed with them.

ianmorris said...

thanks to keypad lock butt calls are a thing of the past, which is more then i can say for today's strip.

Frank Stone said...

I'm going to go waaaay out on a limb here and guess that this is another one of those strips that somehow made sense to Brucie when he scribbled it out while surfing between Fox News Channel and infomercials at 3:30 a.m.

Anonymous said...

I've only heard the expression "butt calls" from the Duck; apparently he is still in 2nd grade.

rewinn said...

What would conservatives do if they didn't have the right to talk out its ass?

Kip W said...

If it wasn't for butt calls, would Mallard's phone ever even ring?

Bill the Splut said...

Last 6 weeks of Mallard: "I resolve to stop butt-dialing my dog that I dressed as a reindeer."

DiR said...

Are you allowed to be a 'Constitutionalist' on only PARTS of the Constitution? I don't think it works that way.

Regardless, is he a favor of government crackdowns on butt-dials? That's the only way to read this.
Mallard is very stupid.

Kip W said...

I hope Tinsley sends Bill the Splut some money when he uses that one.