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Thursday, January 05, 2012

That damned Post Office

What's Mallard raving about today?

The Post Office

I only trust studies from the Fillmore Foundation. These "analysts" of which you speak are probably communists.

6 comments:

Rootbeer said...

Wooo.... this just in.... in other news.... wooo.... this just in.... in other news....

CW in LA said...

Brews can only wish he was as good as his job as the post office is at theirs. And I'm pissed at the post office at the moment.

Tog said...

I'm beginning to wonder if the neighborhood postman reported Tinsley's drunk-driving to the police. I don't think even Tinsley's fellow bitter racist psycho Ron Paul hates the USPS this much.

DiR said...

"I'm Mallard Fillmore, and I'm talking out of my ass."

rewinn said...

Our Constitution provides for a post office, but not for political parties.

This makes the Post Office much more legit than the Republican Party (or the Democratic Party). However, since the USPS shows government can work well while paying decent wages, conservatives hate it. Therefore they got through Congress a bill requiring USPS to prefund its pension plan 75 years into the future ... an absurdity required by no private industry, and doubly absurd when you consider that the USPS is Constitutionally mandated ... the only reason to prefund pensions if you think the institution is going to go away.

Kip W said...

Tinsley doesn't have much to do with the post office since his membership in the Rotgut of the Month Club ran out.