Mallard fantasy that Occupy protesters get the shit kicked out of him is bleeding over into his comic.
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Tog
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It's kinda like my fantasy of Jonah Goldberg and the Romney Kinder being drafted to serve on the front lines in those wars they love soooooo much.
Tinsley's probably a huge fan of Pepper Pig Pike, but if anyone here wished such violence upon even the most violent, anti-American teabagger swine, he'd be shrieking like a little girl about how "uncivil" we are.
Note: Mallard and his accompanying blurb are copypasted from yesterday's strip. Not even redrawn, which Batshit's done frequently in the past; just copypasted. A new low for Batshit. I'd tell him he should be ashamed of himself but he lacks that ability too.
Mallard's next New Year's prediction: 'Some liberal ASSHOLES are gonna get the LIVING CRAP kicked out of them by some big fuckin' dude, and oh man it's gonna be so FREAKIN' SWEET I'm gonna all like "Oh man! Pound those liberal skulls!" and they'll be like "Yeah man! Mallard you da man!" and then we'll all eat a whole can of frosting and watch TV for three months THE END.'
I'm guessing, with his history, that Tinshley's has some firsthand experience with getting his ass kicked in a biker bar. Keep writing what you know, Bruce!
As he grew increasingly burnt-out and bitter near the end of his life, the late, great comicbook artist Wally Wood supposedly offered the following advice: "Never draw what you can swipe, never swipe what you can trace, never trace what you can Xerox and paste in, and never do any of that if you can hire people to do it for you." I see Brucie has skipped straight to the third step. I figure we'll know if he's reached the fourth if the quality of the artwork in "Mallard Fillmore" ever improves.
Bill Mahre has a rant on youtube where he compares 60's hippies getting beat up by construction workers to today's occupy movement. He explains, "that unemployed construction worker is participating in the occupy movement." Something tells me the same is true of bikers. I think they would thoroughly enjoy punching around a rich dude way more than an occupier. But of course Tinsley, who has no concept of reality, is too retarded to understand this.
Why would anyone Occupy a biker bar? Bikers don't ship any jobs overseas; Harley Davidson is one of the few domestic manufacturers we have left and it's because bikers won't buy riceburners.
@Frank Stone: Tinsley pays daily homage to Wood when he looks at his faded copy of "22 Panels that always work" and, once again, goes for #23, "Duck stares straight out at audience while reciting a talking point."
@Tog: Go for it. It can only make your day better.
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It's kinda like my fantasy of Jonah Goldberg and the Romney Kinder being drafted to serve on the front lines in those wars they love soooooo much.
Tinsley's probably a huge fan of Pepper Pig Pike, but if anyone here wished such violence upon even the most violent, anti-American teabagger swine, he'd be shrieking like a little girl about how "uncivil" we are.
Note: Mallard and his accompanying blurb are copypasted from yesterday's strip. Not even redrawn, which Batshit's done frequently in the past; just copypasted. A new low for Batshit. I'd tell him he should be ashamed of himself but he lacks that ability too.
Mallard's next New Year's prediction: 'Some liberal ASSHOLES are gonna get the LIVING CRAP kicked out of them by some big fuckin' dude, and oh man it's gonna be so FREAKIN' SWEET I'm gonna all like "Oh man! Pound those liberal skulls!" and they'll be like "Yeah man! Mallard you da man!" and then we'll all eat a whole can of frosting and watch TV for three months THE END.'
Yeah, those faggy wimp hippies! They can only stand up to FULLY ARMED RIOT POLICE.
So, Brave Sir Bruce, did you punch out the officer who nailed you for DUI?
I'm guessing, with his history, that Tinshley's has some firsthand experience with getting his ass kicked in a biker bar. Keep writing what you know, Bruce!
I make it a point to practice my Big Shoe Dance daily, in case I ever need to use the phone in a biker bar.
Yeah, I noticed the copy-paste job, too.
As he grew increasingly burnt-out and bitter near the end of his life, the late, great comicbook artist Wally Wood supposedly offered the following advice: "Never draw what you can swipe, never swipe what you can trace, never trace what you can Xerox and paste in, and never do any of that if you can hire people to do it for you." I see Brucie has skipped straight to the third step. I figure we'll know if he's reached the fourth if the quality of the artwork in "Mallard Fillmore" ever improves.
Bill Mahre has a rant on youtube where he compares 60's hippies getting beat up by construction workers to today's occupy movement. He explains, "that unemployed construction worker is participating in the occupy movement." Something tells me the same is true of bikers. I think they would thoroughly enjoy punching around a rich dude way more than an occupier.
But of course Tinsley, who has no concept of reality, is too retarded to understand this.
Why would anyone Occupy a biker bar? Bikers don't ship any jobs overseas; Harley Davidson is one of the few domestic manufacturers we have left and it's because bikers won't buy riceburners.
@Kip W: Heh! I really oughta watch that again soon.
@Frank Stone: Tinsley pays daily homage to Wood when he looks at his faded copy of "22 Panels that always work" and, once again, goes for #23, "Duck stares straight out at audience while reciting a talking point."
@Tog: Go for it. It can only make your day better.
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