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Friday, January 06, 2012

Those damned Names

What's Mallard raving about today?

Fannie Mae, Freddy Mac

This just in, Mallard reports things which haven't changed as if they were news, lending further credence to the idea that his "job" exists only in his own mind and his newscasts occur from his parent's basement.

6 comments:

Tog said...

Other not-so-popular baby names will be "Mitt," "Santorum," and "Newt." What's your point, Batshit?

...Oh, wait. I'm giving you too much credit, aren't I?

rewinn said...

Since when have conservatives cared about babies after they're born?

Kip W said...

I don't know, Tog. "Newt" seems like a very appropriate name for a baby. Not so much for an adult, though.

All in all, I think rewinn has put his finger squarely on the point. (Don't forget to wash that finger, dude. Could get very sick.)

Rootbeer said...

Mallard's ZOIZ Prediction #62? Oh holy fuck, this is never going to end.

And here's a drawing of a baby! In case you have forgotten what a baby looks like.

Steve-O said...

My prediction for 2012. Mallard Fillmore will be the same unfunny shit, over and over and over.

Fry Mallard said...

My guarantee for this year, number irrelevant and unable to be counted by Tinsley: Tinsley will declare that the Holocaust never happened because that would be racism. He will declare the next day that everyone who died in the Holocaust deserved it.

Word Verification: Rethe, an anagram of ether. Ether is what Tinsley has in the areas where we have brains and hearts.