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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

That damned Anna Nicole Smith

What's Mallard raving about today?

Anna Nicole Smith.

The combination, in the most inscrutable manner, of Ms. Smith, taxes, and the poor is comedy, uh, not so much gold as a giant lump of crap.

9 comments:

GeoX said...

But hey, was I right about him not using these strips so much to attack the poor as to make inscrutable sallies against other bugbears that live in his head? I think I was.

Christopher said...
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Christopher said...

It's almost a half-hearted stab at writing a comic strip...

Kaitlyn said...

Can someone explain this to me?

It's worse than nonsense.

When he's not offending people (a brave asshole duck, not afraid to speak his mind about things, whether they're PC or not. *barf*), he's confusing us.

Anonymous said...

Mallard, last week, paraphrased...
"And I think we all agree that they should impose the highest level of taxation on any newsman who does a story on Anna Nicole Smith's &*%$'ing baby."

Does Tinshley's strip today qualify?

Please?

john said...

Tinsley's bums are very well dressed.

Melissa said...

Once again Mallard is on the cutting edge of comedy. Anna Nicole Smith jokes. Amazing. Next week I hope he comes up with some way to mock that Paris Hilton girl.

There are about a thousand things you could put on that guys sign to make it funny. For example: "Liberal Arts Major". Or "Federal Prosecutor". Anything. Please.

Frankie Machine said...

That "bum" looks like Jeff "Bulldog" Gannon.
That's all I'm saying.

NW said...

The best part of the black and white version of the strip...it looks like the duck is about to get hit by a car.