What's Mallard raving about today?
This is so wrong-headed.
Am I supposed to believe this crazy-haired bespectacled gentleman is even a candidate for a manual labor job that might wear his body out?
Am I supposed to believe a white-collar office job would wear his body out?
Am I supposed to believe he's panhandling in a suit?
With a smile on his face?
On a giant expanse of grey?
Please stop this inanity now.