What's Mallard raving about today?
Average people, washed-up celebrities, reality-shows, proctologists, Gary Coleman.
Apparently Mallard is dissatisfied with television. Stop the presses.
And yet, a syndicated cartoonist whose panel hangs on whether or not the reader will find "So You Think You're A Proctologist" witty should not be throwing stones at other people, in terms of quality.