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Friday, May 04, 2007

That damned...oh who cares anymore?

What's Mallard raving about today?

Need you ask, really?

Allow me to trace the evolution of this series:

Step 1: Draw a moral equivalency between Al Sharpton and Don Imus, as if that would excuse Don Imus.

Step 2: Stop talking about Don Imus and focus exclusively on charging Al Sharpton with being racist.

Step 3: Mock Al Sharpton for low ratings on his radio show (at which point Mallard's completely lost the plot).

Step 4: Bring Don Imus back into the series with the notion of a wacky Odd Couple-esque Ebony and Ivory radio show.

I shudder to think where we're headed next...

5 comments: said...

Now that Imus has been fired and deprived of his livelyhood, with one consequence being severe damage to his sick children's ranch, I the phoney, race baiting preachers Sharpton and Jackson are gratified. As long as Imus is taking a severe beating for a fraternity party sized goof, let's investigate the Rev's financial affairs to see if they are able to help out with the shortfall about to befall the Imus ranch.

Ft. Lauderdale

dlauthor said...

Thanks, "Steve." Mussolini also made the trains run on time.

Now put down the whiskey bottle and get back to drawing a duck badly.

luke said...

Good point. All this hating on Tinsley could affect revenue for his children's charities too.

Oh wait.

GeoX said...

Poor Imus! It's like you can't be openly racist anymore without it somehow affecting other aspects of your life. Who could have predicted?

And you gotta wonder what sort of google search "Steve" used to find this page. My guess would be that he was searching for ammo for his BLACK PEPL R TEH RACIST 2!!!11 thesis. Regrettably, all he accomplished was to reveal his own not-so-well-hidden racism. Quel fun!

Kaitlyn said...

You gave up on this faster than the new year's resolutions or the Walter Williams thing.