What's Mallard raving about today?
Need you ask, really?
Allow me to trace the evolution of this series:
Step 1: Draw a moral equivalency between Al Sharpton and Don Imus, as if that would excuse Don Imus.
Step 2: Stop talking about Don Imus and focus exclusively on charging Al Sharpton with being racist.
Step 3: Mock Al Sharpton for low ratings on his radio show (at which point Mallard's completely lost the plot).
Step 4: Bring Don Imus back into the series with the notion of a wacky Odd Couple-esque Ebony and Ivory radio show.
I shudder to think where we're headed next...