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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Those damned cavemen

What's Mallard raving about today?

Cavemen, animal products.

Words fail me.

9 comments:

Kaitlyn said...

Fucking Geico!


How old is this one?

Those commercials have been on too long. I hate them, they make me want to never buy Geico and burn their ads that come in the mail.

It's not about Geico, I saw cavemen and waited for it to load... it's about cwaaaaaaaazy lib'ruls.

That guy'll be dead soon - cavemen lived where it was cold.

Except I'm pretty damn sure Bruce and/or Mallard is a fundie, and they don't like cavemen, because they're proof of the evolution of man.

leokuho said...

Wait, what?

No, but what?


....yeah, but WHAT?

dlauthor said...

Dear Brucie:

If you're going to draw a nonsensical strip like this, please avoid surrounding the cavemen with GIANT PALM FRONDS THAT COULD EASILY ALSO BE MADE INTO SUFFICIENT CLOTHING (IF ANY IS NEEDED IN THE FIRST PLACE) FOR WHAT IS EVIDENTLY A TROPICAL AREA OR THE FRONDS WOULDN'T BE THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE SO *wheeze* THEY WOULDN'T NEED FURS FOR WARMTH ANYWAY!

Jesus. What a goddamn moron.

luke said...

At least he attempted to put in a background, sort of.

EddyPo said...

Why does Tinsley hate our freedom? Its not like naked caveman is telling clothing caveman how to live. Tinsley must of course feel threatened by anyone who isn't just like him, white, male, stupid, and almost always drunk. What a world it would be if we only we all thought like Tinsley.

Erich said...

Damn, dlauthor beat me to it. The "alternative" clothing is RIGHT THERE!

Cedar said...

Oh mah word, those cavemen are appalling. They look like aliens.

Anonymous said...

damn, I wanted to see Fantasy Island: Doggie-style. He seems to be abandoning strip themes a lot earlier lately.
I ain't whining about it. At least we won't get a weeks worth of "The Chinese eat dogs, and I can't even say that or draw a Chinese person without being labeled a racist"

Captain Slack said...

Dammit, how'd I miss it until dlauthor and erich pointed it out? Is this empirical evidence that reading Mallard actually reduces IQ, whether or not you get information from sources outwith the Combine's fog machine?

Cedar: that's how he draws cavemen. If I knew why, I'd be glad to tell you.

(Word verification: "omukh" — the sound Tinshley made when he puked up this "strip".)