What's Mallard raving about today?
Schools, air conditioning, going green.
Rush is back, but that's about all that makes sense.
Our schools standards are too low, however the school year starts too early?
But see the early start is only bad because it uses air conditioning, and that's not environmentally sound.
Only, Mallard doesn't buy into this "going green" bunk.
At which point nothing makes sense...until you remind yourself that Mallard views school as a liberal indoctrination plot. So the whole thing is highly ironic, see?