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Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Those damned Liberals

What's Mallard raving about today?

Liberals, profiling.

Hear, hear.

But why be all namby-pamby about it, Mallard? I'm pretty sure all those World War II Internment camps are empty nowadays.

6 comments:

exAnonymous said...

Okay, no liberal is honestly stupid enough to think that having terrorists give themselves up when we ask politely is the best way to deal with it.

He might as well ramble on about how monkeys plot to enslave bald men to peel bananas. It might actually be funny as opposed to the old knee-jerk conservative assumption about what liberals think should be done with terrorists.

Anonymous said...

liberals love terrorists! i knew it!

BillyWitchDoctor said...

Tinny once did a big Sunday strip that featured a grid of nine faces, each one a "type"--little old lady, baby, Asian woman, and so on. One of the faces was Osama bin Laden. (This was in those long-gone days when Tinny was capable of moderately-recognizable caricatures.)

Jerking his thumb at the grid, Mallard asked the TSA to focus on people who "look like terrorists" and stop hassling "the rest of us."

Isn't that cute? The people who carried out the 9-11 attacks looked nothing like Osama except in one respect: they were "Middle-Eastern-lookin'."

So Tinny's message really was: "Cavity search the brown-skinned, and let white guys like me pass freely. ...Say, maybe you could set it up so we could watch while we wait for our flights!"

(sarcasm) ...Because white guys NEVER commit terrorist acts. Never, ever, ever. (/sarcasm)

Bruce Tinsley: he's not racist at all! And he has to try harder all the time to remind us he's not, while pushing racist dogma! In the words of the Graetest Prezident Evar, "It's hard work."

dlauthor said...

Was profiling in the news two weeks ago, and I missed it somehow? Or is Tinshley just randomly pissed again that he can't strip-search brown people at will?

Anonymous said...

You make a good point about
America's internment camps for Japanese (and to a lesser extent Italians and Germans). If Tinsley were smart and well-educated (like saying if pigs could fly) he could also note that the hideous internment camps of WWII were set up on orders of a liberal, indeed, the great liberal saint FDR. He missed a chance to strike a blow for freedom and kick a liberal icon at the same time!

Anonymous said...

yeah ask any vietnam vet, no asian woman would ever blow herself up