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Monday, August 13, 2007

That damned cleavage

What's Mallard raving about today?

Hillary Clinton, Cleavage, The Press.

Uh, just used "Hillary" and "Cleavage" in the same sentence. I guess that makes you part of the problem, now doesn't it?


Kaitlyn said...

I've never seen "the press" (who or whatever they are - his nickname for the pink elephants?) say that, but I've been really lazy when it comes to looking for crazy stories in "the press".

The only election coverage I watch is the Daily Show's. It's August of '07, people.

He's not even backing up his claim with an asterisk and scribble!

And what does it have to do with the first amendment or the founding fathers?

MuddyRiverLover said...

Mallard, you have supported Justices Roberts and Alito, Alberto Gonzales, and the Bush administration in general. A "champion of the First Amendment"? Now, THAT'S some chutzpah.

12xuser said...

So the Hillary cleavage non-story has finally ground its way to Mallard Fillmore and this is all he can come up with? I mean, you've got a presidential candidate that a lot of people love to hate, who happens to be a WOMAN, with BREASTS, and a CLINTON to boot, and this is all you can come up with?


Anonymous said...

What the hell is that supposed to be behind Mallard's right ear?

Kaitlyn said...

12xuser -

1 - there really was a ... kerfluffle about her boobs?

That should have been mentioned on the Daily Show! Maybe it will be tonight.

Good god.

2 - Women have boobs?!

That's what they are...

I was afraid of this, but it's too soon to go into superficial things about the candidate, or at least it should be.

Next time on "female politicians" - "women have periods. Some get moody. That's why Hillary can't be president."

I have no idea what the issue was, and if I see a picture, I probably still won't get it.

It's hot. If she was photographed in a bathing suit - so what? It's August!

Kaitlyn said...

Behind his ear...

I don't know...

I didn't notice, and I thought it was a poorly drawn ear piece that I think tv news people wear...

But it's a white... thing... huh?

And does he report news, or is he part of Fox's answer to the Daily Show now?

dlauthor said...

Other words that don't go together:

"Mallard" and "humor."
"Tinsley" and "sober."
"Conservative" and "wit."

Kaitlyn said...

Daveyk - did you mean to put cleavage instead of clinton in your post?