What's Mallard raving about today?
Mallard Fillmore, Washington DC, Democrats.
Yes, Washington needs you now more than ever, because, you know, it's so hard to find someone in Washington who is willing to mindlessly regurgitate Right Wing Talking Points and be generally dishonest.
Hopefully this marks the final self-gratification strip on this topic.
15 comments:
"Help us, Brucie Tisnlan-obi! You're our only hope!"
"Oh, man, they are so screwed."
Wait.
Are we STILL on Mallard's 15 year anniversary?
Seriously?
Someone may also want to point out to that idiot that Congress includes both the Senate and House. I'm guessing that's what he meant, not that those dang libruls control the "Senate and Congress.". He really just doesn't know what he's talking about. Not even the most basic facts.
1) WTF ??!?? There aren't a dozen liberals in the whole damned city.
2) Against all probability, this strip actually has a punch line. (Not very good, granted, but - hey - it's there!)
3) For a change of pace, I'm going to invite Tinkley over to my house so he can watch me masturbate.
How desperate for approval must you be to repeatedly draw yourself congratulating yourself on how essential yourself is? It's a one-man circle jerk! Or the comic strip equivalent of a Mary Sue fanfic.
Montana: Senator John Tester (D); Senator Max Baucus (D); Governor Brian Schweitzer (D) ... who incidentally beat his GOP opponent 2-to-1
Hawai'i: is a Democratic Party stronghold
Ferrari: not made in America
Don't be so modest, Mallard. Tell us what you REALLY think about yourself.
Why the long wait before starting on your self-congratulatory wankfest again, Tinny? Hands a little tired from beating your meat, so you needed a few weeks off?
All things being fair, though, the joke here is pretty clever. That joke, of course, is that ANYONE, Conservative or Liberal or whatever, actually gives two shits about Mallard and what he does. Hilarious.
Question: Does Tinshley actually believe he's this grand and important, or is this all a desperate attempt to reassure himself he's not the loser all available evidence indicates he is? A gallon of muscatel says it's the latter.
Yeah, those poor, poor, conservatives that dominate almost every facet of the media, they really need drunk-ass Tinkley to save them all from their oppressive librul overlords.
wv:program, as in Tinkley needs a 12-step one.
Not to mention the penis-pencil.
(I said, not to mention it.)
If Mallard did get a Ferrari, the next day's NY Post headline would be "DRUNK DUCK DRIVES AMUCK".
"I started working at this comic strip 15 years ago this month!"
Hah! I see what his plan is: keep stretching the "anniversary" out by ever-greater increments of time. Up next: "I started working at this comic strip 15 years ago this year!"
Putz.
Helpful hint for Bruce "Hand of God" Tinsley: a speech bubble at the top of a panel almost always gets read before a speech bubble at the bottom left of a panel. You fucked up your punchline.
And with your drawing skills, Mallard's Ferrari would likely end up looking more like an El Camino.
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