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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

That damned Candidate

What's Mallard raving about today?

Democrats.

Democrats declare conservative principles because they are spineless.

Republicans declare their conservative principles and then trash the Constitution, spend link drunken sailors, and inject the Government into as many corners of your life as they can think of.

A pox on both their houses, to be sure.

But I'll take the Democratic pox any day.

8 comments:

Faster, Harder, More Challenging GeoX said...

Shit, Chantel is doing the Tinsley "wooo...." now? Why does Tinsley have to be such a shitty writer?

Tog said...

What's with the gap in Zombie Chantel's teeth? Did she get down on her hands and knees so Bats--I mean, Mallard--could belt her in the mouth?

Once again, the real world and its liberal bias make a fool out of Batshit and his time lag: the teabagger won the Republican Senate primary last night in Delaware, but who's celebrating? The Democrats, not the GOP. Karl Rove himself has given Delaware up now.

Tog said...

Okay, I guess that first link was too lengthy, but the story's easily found.

The second one is the important one; Hannity was already rubbing his nub over "Palin's Midas Touch" ("Some of the candidates she backs WIN! It's a MIRACLE! ...LOOK, GEESE! And they're FLYING!"), and Karl Rove turns around and ruins it for him by calling O'Donnell "nutty."

deepbeep said...

Wait a minute, that's Mallard's couch! Are they at Mallard's house?! Chantel, what are you doing there?! And why does your black suit have one blue sleeve?

On the plus side, Mallard's learned to use the proper "Democratic" adjective rather than "Democrat".

Rootbeer said...

A poorly-drawn conservative mouthpiece and his female straw-liberal companion lounge around semi-clothed all day in front of the TV, spouting political talking points past each other.

...when did this strip turn into "Day by Day"?

Kip W said...

Oh, this is priceless! Tin thinks that Obama's policies are liberal!

rewinn said...

@rootbeer - copying "Day by Day" is easier than doing 80-90 hours of research?

MEANWHILE, in reality .... news you won't see here:

Liberals win several primaries

Deficit is decreasing

October 2 'One Nation' March planned

Kaitlyn said...

That's great news from the primaries!

From our ads, I can't tell who's who. Is it the middle-aged white guy or the other middle-aged white guy? And why have they stopped with the folksy bullshit?

I did actually figure one out - one guy's attack ad said his opponent wanted to cut Medicare.

Hey wait, the democrats don't whine about Pelosi and Obamacare.

Oh local tv, how I loathe thee.

And one ad is so funny so wrong - our lack of income tax brings us jobs, eh? Where'd the Toyota plant go?