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Friday, August 05, 2011

That damned Check

What's Mallard raving about today?

Social Security

Whaaat? I have to go lie down not.

12 comments:

Tog said...

Say, who replaced Batshit with THIS commie rat? END IT DON'T MEND IT BLARRRRRRRR

Kip W said...

It's funny because if Mallard's side gets its way, he wouldn't get any Social Security when he reaches 100, either. If he can't be self-reliant enough to be born rich, or independent enough to earn wingnut welfare, then he should be discarded by the road to wait for organ harvesters.

CW in LA said...

Oh yeah? Well, Fox News gets better ratings, which means everything Mallard says is vindicated.

--Anonytroll's intern

Anonymous said...

Expect a "comic" tomorrow (or more like in two weeks) in which Duckshit announces it was all just a little joke, like the Faux News tools who admited they were pulling punches when it came to reporting on Palin.

Tinsley: Sociopath said...

Actually, new drugs which stimulate Telomerase production have increased the lifespans of rats something like sevenfold, and if the same happens to humans, we could be living much longer in a matter of a decade, rather than a century. This would have taken actual work and research to discover, though, so Tinsley was unaware of it.

Word Verification: Gibum, Tinsley haas the maturity and intelligence of a gibum.

Tinsley: Sociopath said...

Also, when he says next century, does that mean 100 years or the 2100s?

Word Verification: Skins, what Tinsley does to guys who are slightly different.

Frank Stone said...

So NOW Brucie is all concerned about the bleak future that the old people will face, especially if they can't get their Social Security checks?

All I can figure is that he realized that he's coming up on 55, at which age he plans to retire, and he'll be DAMNED if he's going to let the System get away with trying to cheat him out of what's his!!! (What? No, of COURSE he wouldn't be a leech on society! He's ENTITLED to that money! 'Cuz he's EARNED it or something! Hey, if it was good enough for Ayn Rand...)

WV: quillyot: Something from Harry Potter. I dunno.

Faster, Harder, More Challenging GeoX said...

If anyone wonders why I'm not commenting here anymore, it's because I have ENOUGH political rage going on without reading Mallard Effing Fillmore every day. Okay bye.

CW in LA said...

Sure, FHMC, but Mallard is so ineffectual even the Democratic Party can't figure out a way to get worked over by him...

DiR said...

I feel as Tins got confused about what talking point he was trying to use halfway through drawing this.

Kip W said...

Saturday: The solution is simple, 'Obama.' Just stop repeating rightwing talking points.

rewinn said...

"If conservatives win: Number 1 in a series" is the title of today's "comic".

Why Mallard Fillmore is joining liberals in pointing out the GOP plan to destroy Social Security I don't know, but even Bruce Tinsley's help is welcome.

Unintentional as it may be!