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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

That damned Year

What's Mallard raving about today?

Arab Spring

Wow, even when not being an utter ass hat, Mallard's timing is just lousy.

8 comments:

Tog said...

Except Batshit's still being an utter asshat here; he's giggling because Arab Spring didn't change everything one hundred percent, overnight, so it's a huge failure. "...Stupid brown people! Only White God determines who gets to live free!"

In other news, Donald Dick (nee Trump) is bawling to anyone who'll listen that we're getting screwed in Libya:

"You know, in the old days, when you won a war, to the victor go the spoils. Why don't we* take the oil? All those rebels are going to be richer than the people of this country because they're going to take all the oil!"

Holy shit, seriously? And by "we" (*), I'm sure he means "lowly-paid, non-union, undocumented-if-at-all-possible scrubs who won't see a penny of the profits even if they survive."

Rootbeer said...

SITTING

and

THINKING

rewinn said...

April 19, 1775: Battles of Lexington & Concord

August 23, 1775: Mallard Fillmore's Tory ancestors proclaim the end of the "American Spring"

Tinsley: Sociopath said...

Napoleon, who could have conquered Europe if he had invaded Russia in the spring, rather than the winter was one of of the worst dictators in history. He massacred his own men in futile struggles, forcing them to turn to cannibalism in order to survive. he considered human life expendable, saying, "a soldier will fight and die for a colorful ribbon." He is often compared to Hitler and Stalin in terms of evil. He would consider Tinsley an unspeakably evil being of pure hate.

Bill the Splut said...

Mallard Fillmore: all the cutting edge relevance of a Bay City Rollers 8-track tape.

Frank Stone said...

Yeah, well, when you spend half your life blacked out from drinking too many bottles of "research", Mallard, time does seem to pass a lot more quickly.

Kaitlyn said...

Time passes.

More at 11.

deepbeep said...

Wow, talk about bad timing. In my other browser tab, the headline reads, "Rebels claim fall of Gadhafi."