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Sunday, August 14, 2011

That damned Psychic

What's Mallard raving about today?


Ummm...OK. Not disturbing at all.


Tog said...

I'm going to assume Batshit fell down and struck his skull on something a few weeks ago, then left his recovery "in God's hands."

I mean, yeah, we get that you can't stop watching wee-hours TV even though you find it too stupid even for you, Batshit. (This sort of nonsense is on the breakroom television when I punch out at two in the morning.)

It's just...if you keep forgetting to spread lies about Obama, and liberals in general, the GOP's gonna stop keeping you propped up. And even though you're a deceitful, bigoted, astonishingly ignorant creep, we worry about yoPFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Dammit, I almost kept a straight face!

DiR said...

Making jokes about the internet that would have been mildly funny 12 years ago. Bold new direction.

Bill the Splut said...

On the plus side, this is one of the rare crotch-free strips.

WV: wadisd; "Wadisd I gonna draw me today, before I pass ou**" thump

Steve-O said...

Why does that fortune teller have a Kimodo dragon's claw on her back?

rewinn said...

Saturday Morning Brekfast Cereal is better than this every day.

Of course, so is Ziggy.

CW in LA said...

"Blondie" regularly kicks Mallard's butt, too.

Tog said...

Garry Trudeau took a subject Batshit harps on regularly (that "Stoopit kidz ain't lurn NUFFIN affer tew yeers innem dang ol' libural collijuz!!" study) and crafted a cause-and-effect analysis of the broader picture for a Sunday strip that was both thoughtful AND funny. It even had a PUNCHLINE.

...But it had a lot of words broken up into separate balloons, so Batshit probably couldn't read it even if he was interested.

Rootbeer said...

Boy, Mallard's really sticking it to those "1 weird old tip of a flat belly, discovered by a mom" internet ads.

This will be great topical humor if it's ever early 2010 again.

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