Cats, Holidays, Reindeer
So, apparently, Mallard Fillmore is going to complain about animals dressed as reindeer until Christmas.
This is a metaphor for the Modern Republican party, however.
- Elevating fake cultural trends to emergency status to rile up supporters and make them easy to manipulate
- Intolerant to the point of biliousness over anything with which they do not agree
- Filibustering everything (including the days leading up to Christmas)
- Obsessed with reindeer
I may have made that last one up.