What's Mallard raving about today?
People who see that particular "dog" might consider it a reindeer for lack of something better to call it.
That dog's expression says, "I'm really embarrassed to be in Mallard Fillmore."
Oh, and "government money"? Would that be the $7.7 TRILLION that the privately-owed "Federal Reserve" gave away to its friends?HEY BREWS TINSHLEY ... WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO CRITICIZE THE BANKERS?
The writing in this one is so utterly awful in every respect that it gave me fits.
Sovereign Citizen Batshit makes such a smooth transition, from "Pet-Costuming is Murder" to "Down With the Fed," that I can't wait to see his transition from "Herman Cain Was Lynched By Lying Whores" to "Newt Gingrich Really Does Love America THAT Much."@Rootbeer:Batshit sez, "EMISSHUN ACCOMPLICED!! HURR HURR HURRRRR"
Yesterday, Tinsley confirmed that he hates all science and feels that nothing that can produce any change or product is acceptable. Today, he says that he loves animals because they are too stupid to create or change anything. This makes sense, because his tiny ape-like brain cannot create anything and only five men in the entire world fit his definition of good humans. They are the second through sixth worst men in the world.Word Verification: Hagin, Tinsley should be taken in to the the Hague and tortured and killed in a way a trillion times worse than anyone else has died.
This just in: Mallard Fillmore believes that people who dress their dogs up...... as reindeer are trying to fool people into thinking that they really are reindeer.In other news, Mallard Fillmore's brain damage makes him unfit for human interaction.
You also can't convince people that a right-wing drunken stooge with no talent is actually a human being by dressing him up as a sport-jacket-wearing-duck.
Tinsley should be taken in to the the Hague and tortured and killed in a way a trillion times worse than anyone else has died.Tins Sociopath: Are you for real? Or just a sock puppet of Bruce's being an ass to make the rest of us look bad?And if you are real, and seriously hate Tinny more than everyone in the history of everything and think he needs to be tortured by "the the Hague," which really is the exact opposite of why it exists--dude, get back on your meds.
I guess this is funnier if you're one of those types who forgoes paychecks and barters their... 'work' *cough* for tangible goods. Like booze.I usually just skip over Tins:Socio posts. WV: limphe. I'm just gunna leave that one here; y'all will know what to do with the jokes.
12% think dressing a dog up with antlers makes it a reindeer.A slightly higher percent (15%) think that dressing a duck up in a suit makes him a reporter, and a whopping 18% believe that dressing a monotonous political screed up with panels and word balloons makes it something that should be on a comics page.[originally posted on Monday's because I was early]
Bill the Splut asks:Tins Sociopath: Are you for real? Or just a sock puppet of Bruce's being an ass to make the rest of us look bad?I've been on option B for a while now, though I'm open to the possibility that it's not Batshit himself.
Neo Tuxedo:Yeah, I also wonder if it's Bruce, as the "the second through sixth worst men in the world" bit is actually funny. And if there's one thing Bruce can't do, it's be funny.
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