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Tuesday, December 06, 2011

That damned Percentage

What's Mallard raving about today?

Dogs, Holidays, Government Money

Wow, apparently this "holiday gifts suck" sequence was the longest (and most boring) lead-in to the lamest punchline ever.

14 comments:

Steve-O said...

People who see that particular "dog" might consider it a reindeer for lack of something better to call it.

rewinn said...

That dog's expression says, "I'm really embarrassed to be in Mallard Fillmore."

rewinn said...

Oh, and "government money"? Would that be the $7.7 TRILLION that the privately-owed "Federal Reserve" gave away to its friends?

HEY BREWS TINSHLEY ... WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO CRITICIZE THE BANKERS?

Rootbeer said...

The writing in this one is so utterly awful in every respect that it gave me fits.

Tog said...

Sovereign Citizen Batshit makes such a smooth transition, from "Pet-Costuming is Murder" to "Down With the Fed," that I can't wait to see his transition from "Herman Cain Was Lynched By Lying Whores" to "Newt Gingrich Really Does Love America THAT Much."

@Rootbeer:
Batshit sez, "EMISSHUN ACCOMPLICED!! HURR HURR HURRRRR"

Tinsley: Sociopath said...

Yesterday, Tinsley confirmed that he hates all science and feels that nothing that can produce any change or product is acceptable. Today, he says that he loves animals because they are too stupid to create or change anything. This makes sense, because his tiny ape-like brain cannot create anything and only five men in the entire world fit his definition of good humans. They are the second through sixth worst men in the world.

Word Verification: Hagin, Tinsley should be taken in to the the Hague and tortured and killed in a way a trillion times worse than anyone else has died.

Frank Stone said...

This just in: Mallard Fillmore believes that people who dress their dogs up...

... as reindeer are trying to fool people into thinking that they really are reindeer.

In other news, Mallard Fillmore's brain damage makes him unfit for human interaction.

dlauthor said...

You also can't convince people that a right-wing drunken stooge with no talent is actually a human being by dressing him up as a sport-jacket-wearing-duck.

Bill the Splut said...

Tinsley should be taken in to the the Hague and tortured and killed in a way a trillion times worse than anyone else has died.

Tins Sociopath: Are you for real? Or just a sock puppet of Bruce's being an ass to make the rest of us look bad?
And if you are real, and seriously hate Tinny more than everyone in the history of everything and think he needs to be tortured by "the the Hague," which really is the exact opposite of why it exists--dude, get back on your meds.

DiR said...

I guess this is funnier if you're one of those types who forgoes paychecks and barters their... 'work' *cough* for tangible goods. Like booze.

I usually just skip over Tins:Socio posts.

WV: limphe. I'm just gunna leave that one here; y'all will know what to do with the jokes.

Kip W said...
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Kip W said...

12% think dressing a dog up with antlers makes it a reindeer.

A slightly higher percent (15%) think that dressing a duck up in a suit makes him a reporter, and a whopping 18% believe that dressing a monotonous political screed up with panels and word balloons makes it something that should be on a comics page.

[originally posted on Monday's because I was early]

Neo Tuxedo said...

Bill the Splut asks:

Tins Sociopath: Are you for real? Or just a sock puppet of Bruce's being an ass to make the rest of us look bad?

I've been on option B for a while now, though I'm open to the possibility that it's not Batshit himself.

Bill the Splut said...

Neo Tuxedo:

Yeah, I also wonder if it's Bruce, as the "the second through sixth worst men in the world" bit is actually funny. And if there's one thing Bruce can't do, it's be funny.