What's Mallard raving about today?
Mallard is cranky because the scent was overpowering his "Glade Deep Inside Mythified Reagan's Ass" air freshener.
In which those close to Mallard try to let him know, perhaps more gently than he deserves, that the smell of duck crotch is less pleasant that he apparently believes.
You're not worth actually baking for, duck. Oh, and ... way to ... stretch out ... a single ... sentence ... to self ... parodying ... lengths with ... too ... many ... ellipses ... Drunko!
Mallard's domestic laffs!Domestic Laff #1: "Whatever stupid thing you're doing to try to please me, knock it the hell off!"Domestic Laff #2: "Nobody ever tries to please me any more. Jerks."
Only 20 more bitching days until Christmas!WV: derpigo, Mallard sez "Derp! I'm such a pig, oh!"
Hey, I fixed that one for yah, Brewsky!( On the plus side, this is the first Mallard Fillmore in several years to actually have a graphic concept. Too bad it's ruined by dreadful "Life SUXX!" writing.)
Make your own goddamn baked goods, asshole.
I could see this basic gag working in "Family Circus" or "Dennis the Menace." That speaks volumes about Mallard's maturity level.
Baked goods air freshener?I don't have a problem with this.
Sadly, this is the most action-packed Mallard Fillmore strip in years, possibly ever.
Because "dry air furnace vent" is a much better smell. Poor ducky, he's been denied baked goods by his woman. The humanity.
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