- Limbaugh Award for Best Regurgitation of Talking Points - Global Warming is a Scientific Controversy!
- Worst Rhyme Scheme - Bill Loves Hillary
- Creepiest Unintentional Self-Revelation - Dust Angels
- Most Interminable Series - Drafting Walter Williams
- Most Disturbing Image - Peyton Manning's Neck
- Least Helpful Asterisk - 6-in-one
- Creativity in Cartooning (Highest Text-to-Image Ratio) -
Can't Even be Bothered to Draw Mallard's Body
- Most Mystifying Panel - The Golden Flash
- Strangest Animal - Wooly Mammoth (with Penis Trunk) and ROUSS?
- Flimsiest Premise - Stephen Colbert is not Funny
- The IOKIYAR Award for Brazenness or Hypocrisy - Larry Craig Schmairy Craig
- Most Violent Assault on the English Language - Abortion Pun
- Least Accurate Caricature - Al Gore or a Lean-To?
- Achievement in Oversimplification or Willful Ignorance - No, I didn't read the article, why?
- Ray Bolger Award for Invention in Straw Men - Straw Liberals Want to Help Terrorists
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Meta-Post: The Golden Ellipses
AFter two months of voting, here's a recap of the 2008 Golden Ellipses: