Meta-Post: The Golden Ellipses

AFter two months of voting, here's a recap of the 2008 Golden Ellipses:

• Limbaugh Award for Best Regurgitation of Talking Points - Global Warming is a Scientific Controversy!
• Worst Rhyme Scheme - Bill Loves Hillary
• Creepiest Unintentional Self-Revelation - Dust Angels
• Most Interminable Series - Drafting Walter Williams
• Most Disturbing Image - Peyton Manning's Neck
• Least Helpful Asterisk - 6-in-one
• Creativity in Cartooning (Highest Text-to-Image Ratio) -
  Can't Even be Bothered to Draw Mallard's Body
• Most Mystifying Panel - The Golden Flash
• Strangest Animal - Wooly Mammoth (with Penis Trunk) and ROUSS?
• Flimsiest Premise - Stephen Colbert is not Funny
• The IOKIYAR Award for Brazenness or Hypocrisy - Larry Craig Schmairy Craig
• Most Violent Assault on the English Language - Abortion Pun
• Least Accurate Caricature - Al Gore or a Lean-To?
• Achievement in Oversimplification or Willful Ignorance - No, I didn't read the article, why?
• Ray Bolger Award for Invention in Straw Men - Straw Liberals Want to Help Terrorists