What's Mallard raving about today?
Chicken Little, perhaps.
What else to call a hysterical waterfowl making a mountain out of what is, by the admission of even the proponents ("'We generally agree that this is not hugely consequential,' board chairman Paul Reville said. 'It's a symbolic action.'"), a molehill?
Or a waterfowl bemoaning persecution for opposing the idea when at least half the article on which this panel is based is dismissive.