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Thursday, July 23, 2009

That damned Bob

What's Mallard raving about today?

Bob.

And yet, turning off the TV is apparently not an option.

10 comments:

GeoX said...

So Bob is one of those dreaded homosexuals, I take it? And the fact that he knows he isn't alone and feels a lot better--well, of COURSE that pisses off the duck! Anything that's not twisted and bitter upsets him because it holds a mirror up to his own anhedonia. Rather than raising himself up, he wants to drag everybody else down.

WV: "wooton." The leetspeak version of Odin?

Factinista said...

Surely there was something happening two weeks ago that was more important than some made-up TV program.

JEdens said...

Maybe it was Bob from the Enzyte commercials. That's about the only scenario in which I could emphasize with The Duck's feelings.

Hibryd said...

GeoX - "So Bob is one of those dreaded homosexuals, I take it?"

My money is on Bob being a Furry.

exanonymous said...

What's more depressing than watching someone waste their life in front of the television?

Watching someone waste their life in front of the television and not even enjoying it.

For goodness sake, netflix delivers to your door!

rewinn said...

Bob is a Birth Certificate Troofer?

Faldone said...

I wasn't going to post anything but I got the word "mangle" in the CAPTCHA, so I just had to. I don't watch TV so I thought maybe I was alone thinking this was a total whiskey tango foxtrot strip, but I see from some of the comments that I'm not alone.

Chyron HR said...

My money is on Bob being a Furry.

Somehow I can't see the guy who copes with his giant persecution complex by drawing himself as a duck-man ever getting around to bashing Furries.

Frank Stone said...

Someone should tell Mallard that his living room floor is made of quicksand.

And that today's strip doesn't make any sense.

Jazzbumpa said...

So I'm right in thinking this is just a big WTF!

WV: shistals. Looks like it's misspelled