What's Mallard raving about today?
Liberals, Obesity, Drugs.
I won't pretend to speak for all Progressives, but let's compare and contrast my mind with Mallards.
Mallard: Drugs come from Mexico and Colombia, I blame Mexicans and Colombians.
Me: I blame the drug cartels which operate out of those countries.
Mallard: Progressives don't blame drug suppliers.
Me: That's an idiotic Straw Man.
Mallard: Progressives blame fast food companies for Obesity.
Me: That's also an idiotic Straw Man.
Mallard: Let's only attack problems from the supply side.
Me: Why don't we attack both the supply and demand side of the problem and solve it faster?
Mallard: You want me to hold two thoughts in my head at the same time? Blaaaargh!