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Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, to one and all.

(And "Happy Holidays" to you Heathens among us.)


Tog said...

Tinsley really outdid himself this Christmas. "All politics aside." That's hilarious.

Happy Holidays.

Iron Dragon said...

Meh, I can put politics aside to wish someone a Merry Christmas. I am also in favor of saying Happy Holidays or Happy Everything as it helps as a blanket clause.

MToje said...

"All politics aside..."? "...except my own, which are divinely ordained" is more or less what I read in this terrible screed he passes off as "comics." What a jerk!

Best wishes today, everyone else!

John Ball said...

Fuck you too, you drunken sot. That's all I can really say.

Oh, and Happy Holidays, folks.

Bill the Splut said...

Jesus was killed in a hate crime, but it was his own fault for being so delicious. You have a body made of bread and blood made of wine, you're just asking for it.

Note that the real message here is "If you don't believe in (my version of) Jesus, you will spend eternity in Hell." Ever notice that the people who scream the loudest about Jesus are the most un-Jesuslike in behavior?

wv: uncer; the ulcerous cancer Bruce wishes everyone to the left of Glenn Beck gets for Christmas.

I hate chuck asay said...

I said this yesterday, and I will continue to say it until this comic, finally, ends:

Tinsley, you are less humorous than Carlos Mencia, Jeff Dunham, The Irate Gamer, Tim "Fuckley," and every sitcom on C.B.S. put together.

Word Verification: Hyticalk, the thing Tinsley drinks when he is out of booze.

Frank Stone said...

"For God so hated the world, that He gave it Bruce Tinsley, that whoever believes in him will not know truth, but have everlasting ignorance and stupidity."

I hate chuck asay said...

A few thoughts on today's comic:

* What an awfully written quote--thanks, Tinsley, for being too lazy, illiterate and stupid to paraphrase.
* Mallard Fillmore is reading a book, yet that is an obvious lie, because it is Tinsley's furry alterego Mary Sue, and Tinsley is barely literate enough to read Dr. Seuss.
* Tinsley never separates politics from religion, despite what Jesus said, "give unto Caesar what is Caesar's, and God what is God's." He assume anyone who is left of Toquemada or Ayn Rand is a Satanist.

Word Verification: Annymole, Tinsley is as sociopathic as an animal, but not nearly as stupid-- although he is far stupider than almost any other human--thus, he is an annymole.

John Ball said...

Actually the modern Right's combination of Rand's Objectivism and 19th century Fundamentalism is as baffling as it is infuriating to onlookers. These are two philosophies that not only don't really agree, but actively disagree with each other, so that most modern "conservatives" spend their times thinking diametrically opposed thoughts all the time and never noticing.

Eric Arthur Blair was right.

FrequentLurker said...

Merry Christmas to all the commentators who give me a bit of a laugh every day, and I wish Tinsley has a less miserable attitude in the New Year... like Ebenezer Scrooge, his ill temper hurts him most of all.

Tog said...

Neoconservatives don't have a philosophy so much as a salad-bar collection of highlights swiped from conflicting philosophies. Their adherence to their professed ideals--patriotism, family values, individual rights, economic responsibility, and so on--is proven false every single time it is tested by reality.

Behind the lies, they have one true, steadfast value, supported by their salad-bar pickings:

"me me me me me me me me me me me"

Kip W said...

"God Bleth Uth, Evwy One!" said Tiny Tin, dimpling sweetly.

And thus, Vice paid Virtue its annual tribute.

Jazzbumpa said...

Happy Yuletide everyone.

Holly and mistletoe to all.

Even Tinkley, who will drink whatever juice he can squeeze from the berries.

Really - where would be be without the ignorant, cognitively-dissonant, drunken misanthrope?

VW: malma - generally bad view of everything, aka Tinkley's POV

JzB the closet Druid

GeoX said...

I'd be more inclined to wish Tinz a Merry Christmas if I weren't dead certain that tomorrow he'll be back to acting like a total dick. You can't get all Christlike one day out of the year and still get credit for it. Sorry.

rewinn said...

So ... Christmas is about having a child so you can murder it 33 years later, to make up for a theft by a young and stupid couple who no-one who ever studied the matter thinks ever actually existed?

I'm a real old-school Christian (pre-book of Revelations) and I must agree with the pagans that some of these more modern (post-Council of Trent) Christians are pretty strange.

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to all!