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Sunday, December 06, 2009

That damned Stuff

What's Mallard raving about today?

Stuff, Environmentalists (presumably), Advertising.

It's late in the year, but this is a strong entry for Most Violent Assault on the English Language.

Seriously, can anyone parse this wall of text?


Tog said...

What. The. Hell.

Look, Bruce, bubbie...if you're going to continue to pretend you're The Man With The Message, you have to stop flying off on these weird tangents.

Seriously. I don't think even Reverend Phelps on Quaaludes would follow you on a mission to bitch about recycled packaging. Or advertising. Or "all-natural" imagery in packaging.

Or whatever the hell it is you're on about.

exanonymous said...

This makes no sense.

Is Mallard watching the Hippie Channel?

Johaely said...

he may not be watching the hippy channel, but judjing by his face, he is aparently stoned.

Bill the Splut said...

Mallard hates capitalism!

"....On other hand, if you hate recycling for some inexplicable, drunken reason, and drive your Hummer around the mall parking lot for 15 minutes trying to find a closer space rather than walk your fat ass a thousand feet, and then go to the food court to buy a meal the main ingredient of which is high fructose corn syrup and comes in 5 layers of packaging because YOU'RE no damn tree hugger, you're our target demographic, an American moron...."

So Bruce won't use anything recycled? That sure doesn't explain his strip's jokes, does it?

Kip W said...

Good news! The duck seems to have died. I look forward to watching his corpse putrefy in front of the TV until the power company cuts him off.


Kaitlyn said...

He's saying that people who recycle or try to help the environment in small ways (a cloth bag instead of a plastic one) are idiots who don't know what they're doing.

He sure showed me!

And now I have a headache.

WV - tardi. As in, Mallard was tardi to all his English classes.

rewinn said...

Yesterday, Tinshey was angrily denouncing spending money we don't have

Today, he's angrily denouncing against trying not to be wasteful.

The only consistency: raving.

And not in the fun sense.


P.S. five drawings of a duck watching TV gets you a zero for effort.

Marion Delgado said...

New official name:

"Mallard, the TV-Watching Duck!"