Gatecrashers, President Obama.
Our right wing water carrier combines two stale items into an incoherent whole and, surprisingly, does not come up with the Comedy Gold he expected.
There's absolutely no reason for him to be so stale on the bowing thing, of course, since the Right Wing Propagandists were going to freak out either way:
- "ZOMG, he bowed! Now we're subjects of the Japanese Empire!"
- "ZOMG! He didn't bow. What a Foreign Policy rube!"
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I'd sure as heck bow to Nero from the Star Trek movie. He can turn our planet into a black hole!
Google "presidents bowing to foreign leaders" and you'll find in the top results:
(1) liberal blogs with tons of photo evidence that past presidents did a lot of bowing, including Ike and the right's formerly-beloved Junior Bush;
(2) Newsmax lying like the pigs they are about same;
(3) neocon blogs baying and bawling with garbage like this:
"REAL American Presidents bow to NO ONE! This impostor may be showing reverence to the Emperor, but he's showing his ass to all of us! That's what happens when you elect a boy to do a man's job!"
"Boy." Oh, that's so cute. That punk showing he's an ass to all of us is one of your peers, Tinsley. Lecture us again on how you're not a bigoted turd?
*sigh* Out of date, out of touch too ugh. The funny part in this is that something like this should make us worried since if it can happen it does mean that security for our president needs to be a greater concern. Especially given stuff like 'we came unarmed...this time' and 'time to water the tree of liberty'
I kind of want to see Obama just punch a foreign leader right in the face as hard as he can, then yell "REAL American presidents bow to NO ONE!"
Not for a political statement, just because it would be awesome.
Besides, everyone knows real Americans do what they want without regard to other cultures. That's why the world loves us so much!
WV: oyarit-Valley girl response to any of Tinsley's statements (Oh yah, right)
At least there was little danger that Obama would give them an unwanted shoulder rub, or kiss them on the mustachio'd lips.
Not that there's anything WRONG with having a flaming ponce for president...
When did David Gest and Laura Ingraham crash a white house party together? And why?
I'm not exactly sure why the party crashers were such a big deal. Mallard's just one more fool jumping on board and giving them more fame and attention than they should be getting.
They did it for the free attention. Have them pay you next time, Mallard.
Conservative thinking: Invading a country that was no threat to us and was not even on the State Department's list of terror-sponsoring states at time of said invasion = GOOD
Showing Respect to an elderly foriegn leader and his culture = OMGZ!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!
(Really this is all just fake outrage, it's all they got)
The way a REAL American president greets a Japanese official is to puke all over him like Pappy Bush! And Bruce has nothing but respect for that, as he's greeted police officials that way at his car window.
exanonymous said...
I'm not exactly sure why the party crashers were such a big deal. ..."
Because real issues, like war and health care, make people want real solutions?
Next up: a billionaire male has a lot of sex with people not his spouses. All the Corporate Media expresses surprise!
Everyone knows the REAL way to greet a foreign leader is to hold hands with them and kiss them.
"Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there or what?!"
The OBOMANATOR visualizes: "POSSIBLE RESPONSE:
YES
NO
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE
UMM...
IF JAPANESE, BOW
IF JAPANESE, PUKE! PUUUUKE!!!
IF SAUDI PRINCE, KISSY KISS KISS & HOLD HANDS, GOTO LINCOLN BEDROOM, LUBE ASS WITH SWEET, SWEET SAUDI OIL BEFORE REAMING, SCREAM HOW MUCH YOU LOVE IT, BITCH"
OBAMANATOR:
"FOCK HYOU, AZZHOLE MALLARD!"
uhh...Bill the Splut, that was almost as incomprehensible as a Mallard Fillmore "comic".
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