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Thursday, January 07, 2010

That damned Neanderthal

What's Mallard raving about today?

Teabaggers, The Media, President Obama.

For a guy who never watches anything but Fox, this is a deeply dishonest thing to say.

With a guy who never watches anything but Fox, deeply dishonest is all you can expect.

15 comments:

deepbeep said...

At least add a background to distract us from the fact that your only character is a TV with a face and one arm.

Factinista said...

If he thinks people use "fetus-loving" as an insult, he really needs to get out more.

Tog said...

USAToday--as "mainstream" as media gets--paid Jonah Goldberg--official mascot of the Yellow Elephants, son of Lucianne, and author of "Liberal Fascism"--for a column which was a "maybe"-loaded bag of hot air about how the honeymoon's over for Obama.

So you're completely full of crap, Tinsley. As usual.

What is that? One of those new narrow-screen televisions?

exanonymous said...

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obamas_home_teleprompter

Why is that funnier than anything any conservative has tried on the topic?

And conservative rule #3: always paint other media outlets as the enemy that don't distribute your propaganda precisely as you need it to be. In an ideal world, one could even go so far as to convince viewers that listening to the opposite side could negatively impact health, but fortunately that's still limited to some fringe outlets and North Korea.

Rootbeer said...

The guy redraws the same "Liberals: The Early Years" strip once or twice every month, but "neanderthal" is an insult hurled at conservatives by The Mainstream Media?

Funny how most TV sets sold today are 16:9 flat panels with black bezels, yet the strip depicts a bluish-beige device with what appears to be a curved glass screen and a 2:3 aspect ratio in portrait orientation. It couldn't look less like a modern TV if it had a second arm.

Kip W said...

Once again, the pot calls the refrigerator black.

dlauthor said...

Wait. I thought no one watched the kind of media he's paper-tigering here any more, according to a strip from a few days ago. So why should we care?

John Ball said...

My stepfather, whenever he's informed of an occurance he's unaware of, insists that this is more proof of the media's evil liberal bias, keeping the story from him.

Most people might think it's just a side effect of the fact that he barely watches any news that isn't Fox, and avoids reading news magazines. But no. It's proof of liberal bias.

rewinn said...

I think the word balloons in today's "comic" is too short!

It omitted from the description of Tinshley's readers: "anti-science", "torture-loving" and "thinks-50k-is-2Million".

Ken said...

Again, how the hell can mallard whine about the media calling people neanderthals, when he uses his medium to call people neanderthals?

I hate chuck asay said...

This seems like a good resolution-- although, since Obama has failed to reform health care, stop the war, close Guantanamo Bay, or end the Patriot Act, he might, soon, have some reasonable enemies.

I consider "fetus [or baby] lover" to be an insult, and I want to make it clear that I feel the opposite way towards those little brats.

Word Verification: Sakiv, a giant sack of shit that is far more pleasant than any Mallard Fillmore comic.

I hate chuck asay said...

Tinsley is Obama's drunken, retarded middle-schoool-dropout, unprecedentedly-delusional, functionally-illiterate, evolution-denying, gay-bashing, racist, incomprehensible opponent.

Word Verification: Unrub, nothing unrub the horrors of a Mallard Fillmore comic from my body.

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wavydavy said...

Yes, at the top of his head.

WV: diali. Bialy specially made for a duck.