What's Mallard raving about today?
What the heck is that? Is Mallard the unibomber?wv: sessess
Remember the good ol' days, when Tinsley's sort of turd insisted that recycling was some sort of scam? Now he uses it as an excuse to be a dick.And no, I don't think Tinsley has a clue about what day it is (among other things). Maybe somebody misdated his talking points memo? It's not as if he actually takes in any other sources of information...
If he isn't 3 weeks late for an event, he is three weeks early... Or is he planning to do this for a month? Dear god, why am I torturing myself with this crap?
Wow.If he speaks for the average hard-working American, what a bunch of whiny stupid children! Waaah! Recycling! Waaaah! Valentine's Day!
How many people give a wrapped gift on Valentine's Day to someone other than the ONE person who may have simultaneously given YOU a wrapped gift?Mallard's got a little something-something going on the side?
Translation--"I'm a cheap whiny bastard."
I'm getting the impression that 3 weeks ago, a certain unloved cartoonist got a lot of lame Christmas gifts.
Are we sure he's talking about Valentine's Day? He might have just miscalculated his lead time for December 25.
Bill the Splut, he probably thinks it's all a coincidence that he keeps getting his damned cheese balls gifted back to him.
Y'all oughtta be thankful--at least he isn't inflicting his usual "malentines" on us. Yet.
Stop it man! You're scaring me!
I clicked "pity". Pity for the Tinsh's poor wife. The Tinsh seems to resent any expectation that he'll show her some sort of affection. And, really, how non-existent must someone's self-esteem be to stay with such a waste product?
Holy sheep dip -- not only is Mallard displaying a facial expression other than wide-eyed vacancy in the second panel, but his mouth is kinda-sorta open in the third panel!!Does this qualify as a sign of the Apocalypse??
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