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Saturday, January 23, 2010

That damned Planet

What's Mallard raving about today?

Gifts, The Planet.

Psssst. Do you think Mallard understands that it is January 22, and Valentine's Day is still 3 weeks away?

14 comments:

deepbeep said...

What the heck is that? Is Mallard the unibomber?

wv: sessess

Tog said...

Remember the good ol' days, when Tinsley's sort of turd insisted that recycling was some sort of scam?

Now he uses it as an excuse to be a dick.

And no, I don't think Tinsley has a clue about what day it is (among other things). Maybe somebody misdated his talking points memo? It's not as if he actually takes in any other sources of information...

HT said...
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HT said...

If he isn't 3 weeks late for an event, he is three weeks early... Or is he planning to do this for a month? Dear god, why am I torturing myself with this crap?

exanonymous said...

Wow.

If he speaks for the average hard-working American, what a bunch of whiny stupid children! Waaah! Recycling! Waaaah! Valentine's Day!

rewinn said...

How many people give a wrapped gift on Valentine's Day to someone other than the ONE person who may have simultaneously given YOU a wrapped gift?

Mallard's got a little something-something going on the side?

John Ball said...

Translation--"I'm a cheap whiny bastard."

Bill the Splut said...

I'm getting the impression that 3 weeks ago, a certain unloved cartoonist got a lot of lame Christmas gifts.

Kip W said...

Are we sure he's talking about Valentine's Day? He might have just miscalculated his lead time for December 25.

Kip W said...

Bill the Splut, he probably thinks it's all a coincidence that he keeps getting his damned cheese balls gifted back to him.

GeoX said...

Y'all oughtta be thankful--at least he isn't inflicting his usual "malentines" on us. Yet.

John Ball said...

Stop it man! You're scaring me!

CW in LA said...

I clicked "pity". Pity for the Tinsh's poor wife.

The Tinsh seems to resent any expectation that he'll show her some sort of affection. And, really, how non-existent must someone's self-esteem be to stay with such a waste product?

Frank Stone said...

Holy sheep dip -- not only is Mallard displaying a facial expression other than wide-eyed vacancy in the second panel, but his mouth is kinda-sorta open in the third panel!!

Does this qualify as a sign of the Apocalypse??