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Friday, January 01, 2010

That damned New Year

What's Mallard raving about today?


Yeah, it's a mess. Here's hoping 2010 is way better than 2009. It could hardly be worse.


Factinista said...

It's times like these when I wish Tinsley would learn about those funny things called "panels." It just looks like Baby New Year has a bunch of clones, rather than a sequence of events.

Tog said...

Does Tinsley think the news media should only report happy thoughts? I would've thought he was constantly masturbating at any and all bad news during the past year, as (obviously) IT'S ALL ABLACK OSAMA'S FAULT.

Sorry, Tinsley, the real world does not work that way. You're welcome to join us any freaking time.

Happy New Year, everyone! Another 365 days of Tinsley's nonsense? Oh Lord...

deepbeep said...

Apparently he came across Mallard Fillmore in the comics section.

Neo Tuxedo said...

Factinista skrev:
It's times like these when I wish Tinsley would learn about those funny things called "panels." It just looks like Baby New Year has a bunch of clones, rather than a sequence of events.

Great minds think alike, I guess (and fools seldom differ), because yeah, that's what the strip looked like to me. Lrn2draw, Bruce.

dlauthor said...

Seeing quintuple like this is just another Friday for Tinshley.

I hate chuck asay said...

One cartoon that manages to be incomprehensible and offensive down, 364 left.

Word Verification: Corks, Tinsley did not pop any yesterday, because he drank straight from kegs.

Jazzbumpa said...

Tinkley has the special abilty of being wrong, even when he is right. It's a gift from whatever drunken deity he worships.

Happy New Year, everyone.


I hate chuck asay said...

Tinsley, I have some resolutions for you:

* Reduce your daily consumption of alcohol, from drums to kegs.
* Raise your intelligence until your I.Q. hits the double digits.
* Learn to be a nicer person, and become the second worst racist in the world.
* Get more sleep by taking barbituates.
* Believe and do the exact opposite of everything you think is right, and become the greatest man in the world.

I, too, have some resolutions:

* Kick Tinsley's ass.
* Help others and be as nice as possible, in order to counter Tinsley's sociopathic behavior.
* Find Tinsley's favorite alcohol distributor, and drive it out of business.
* Organize a lynch mob, containing members of every race, ethnicity, color, and creed, in the world-- all of whom have been insulted by Tinsley--lynch Tinsley.

Kip W said...

All five of those are the same character? O-kay. Well, real cartoonists have this magical knack of drawing a given individual in such a way as to be discernably the same person. Crap artists can't master this discipline even if said individual is a baby wearing a top hat. Maybe hanging a large banner or sash would... oh, I see.

Advice to Tin: Just do what you're doing. Keep playing to an audience that will ignore glaring flaws in drawing, lazy-ass writing, and a worldview founded on ignorance and hate. The alternative is standing by the off-ramp with a cardboard sign, and let's face it. Your lettering sucks.

rewinn said...

One small change would've made this "comic" comprehensible --- the omission of the smirking baby in the back. Without it, you have a line of babies that could (with a little squinting) look like the temporal sequence that the "artist" intended.

Why is the smirking baby back there at all? It adds nothing and takes away everything.

Let's hope the rest of 2010 is better. Of course, "hope" is for liberals!