So says Mallard, who has spent at least half of 2011 splayed in front of the TV, irradiating his crotch.
By the way, ordinary people deserve a break, not a lecture. Asshole.
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Tog
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Pretty much every day, Batshit displays a complete lack of self-awareness, but every so often--today, for example--he craps one out that just blows the meter to smithereens.
I know, I know...he thinks he's criticizing "the lamestream media," but really it's just WEINER, WEINER, WEINER! OH! WEINER, WEINER, WEINER! OH! WEINER, WEINER, WEINER! OH! WEINER, WEINER, WEINER! OH! ...pretending to criticize the media.
You don't pull over a week of that nonsense, then bawl that everyone ELSE is fixated on it, Batshit.
We really dodged a bullet with this "comic". Luckily for us he only drew Anthony Weiner from the chest up. I don't think I could maintain my sanity if he had drawn what he really wanted to draw. Well, it would probably just look like a chin anyway, so maybe we were safe.
Could he at least TRY to refrain from drawing an enormous hook nose on any Jewish person he caricatures???
By the way, the three responses that Mallard is reading off to the Floating Paul Reiser Box are not mutually exclusive. A mildly funny joke undone by terrible writing, so what else is new.
6 comments:
Pretty much every day, Batshit displays a complete lack of self-awareness, but every so often--today, for example--he craps one out that just blows the meter to smithereens.
I know, I know...he thinks he's criticizing "the lamestream media," but really it's just
WEINER, WEINER, WEINER! OH!
WEINER, WEINER, WEINER! OH!
WEINER, WEINER, WEINER! OH!
WEINER, WEINER, WEINER! OH!
...pretending to criticize the media.
You don't pull over a week of that nonsense, then bawl that everyone ELSE is fixated on it, Batshit.
Stop obsessing about Weiner!
Man, dude still can't draw a TV. The most important thing in his life, after cheap whiskey, and he has no idea what it looks like. It's sad.
We really dodged a bullet with this "comic". Luckily for us he only drew Anthony Weiner from the chest up. I don't think I could maintain my sanity if he had drawn what he really wanted to draw. Well, it would probably just look like a chin anyway, so maybe we were safe.
dlauthor: To be fair, that's probably what the TV looks like to Brucie when he wakes up in front of it at 3:30 p.m.
Trying to care.
Failing.
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Could he at least TRY to refrain from drawing an enormous hook nose on any Jewish person he caricatures???
By the way, the three responses that Mallard is reading off to the Floating Paul Reiser Box are not mutually exclusive. A mildly funny joke undone by terrible writing, so what else is new.
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