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Tuesday, August 02, 2011

That damned Shock

What's Mallard raving about today?

Casey Anthony, The Economy.

How long until President Obama's rogue teleprompter shows up in this Casey Anthony sequence?

10 comments:

Tog said...

"HUH HUH HUH! MERRIKA NUBBER WUN AIN'T GOT NO JERBS!"

...And whose fault is that? Obama's, of course! Because he, uh, left the Bush tax cuts in place, which, er, the Already Obscenely Wealthy needed to, em, create jobs. Which didn't happen.

Huh.

In other news, tonight Progressives and Teabaggers alike are foaming at the mouth because the government didn't crash and burn, allowing people who have no idea whatsoever how government works to overthrow everything and take over, reshaping America in their personal graven image. Golf claps all around!

"ALSO, GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT AND IF SHE WAS INNOCENT WHY'D THEY ARREST HER? THIS IS MERRIKA NUBBER WUN! PEOPLE SHOULD BE EXECUTED ON SUSPICION!"

Screw you, Batshit. The only reason you're bringing her up is because you smell an easy target that no one will defend from the mob in which you're hiding. What a brave, brave man you are. And a great artist, too.

David Horsey has been on a frikkin' ROLL this week:
http://blog.seattlepi.com/davidhorsey/2011/07/27/ultraconservatives-see-socialists-everywhere/

WV: "ferst." Oh, God, it's like I'm on Cheezburger again.

Steve-O said...

I'll keep asking this
Until I am blue in the face
Where is the jobs bill?

Kip W said...

So. The middle one is Casey Anthony, right? Because that's the name mentioned in the strip. And she's the one who maybe didn't kill her child, but she's trash trash trash, because she was on the news whenever I was on the stationary bike at the Y.

Huh.

Dang if my eyes don't keep going to her for relief from looking at the duck.

Rootbeer said...

...Amy Winehouse?

rewinn said...

Today's "comic" points out a serious, serious national problem: the difficulty of exporting the generation of fake scandals.

We have ONE shoe-maker left in the USA (New Balance) and the corporatists are doing all they can to destroy it. Vietnamese & Chinese work for a dollar an hour; is that really the standard of living we want for America? Not if you're a patriot!

But so far, the media haven't found a way to sell oftrials in China, probably because they too frequently feature trumped-up charges against human rights activists. Give them time - this too shall be outsourced!

Tinsley: Sociopath said...

Tinsley's hatred of books and technology, being illiterate and joyless, continues unabated. He thinks any example of either must be supportive of murderers.

Also, anyone who gets rid of a two year old that constantly screams and shits itself is fine by me.

Frank Stone said...

I was going to comment on how much wasted space there is in today's strip, but then I remembered that the existence of "Mallard Fillmore" is itself the very definition of wasted space.

And in coloring Casey Anthony's pen yellow so that it was slightly easier to make out, the colorist displayed infinitely more artistic forethought than Brucie, who clearly never learned (or learned but never cared) about the artistic concept of "tangents", and why they're a bad thing.

Tinsley: Sociopath said...

This comic is so horribly designed that I never noticed that Casey Anthony was writing in a book. Tinsley has no understanding of technology: He thinks electronic devices are fancy books, and he hates books even more than Black guys.

Word Verification: Zorlies, the Zionist organization that Tinsley insists is plotting against him.

Marion Delgado said...

Say what you like about Casey Anthony, and any unpleasantness with her daughter aside, she at least does not need a TELEPROMPTER!

Marion D

PS Winning!

DiR said...

Stay classy, Mallard.

Well, he -almost- got her hair color correct, which may make this the most accurate MF caricature ever.