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Sunday, March 25, 2012

That damned Fish

What's Mallard raving about today?

Fish, Cholesterol

Not only is this incomprehensible in general, it's incomprehensible in specific since fish is not high in cholesterol.

Mallard Fillmore: 100% wrong 100% of the time.


DiR said...

I've literally seen better shit then this being turned in for 'Make a Comic Strip' assignments by high school art students.

rewinn said...

" is not high in cholesterol."

Isn't that just like a liberal ... using "science" to harsh my buzz!

@DiR's right: a high school'r wouldn't get a "C" for today's "comic", not merely because of the lazy art ('s Sunday for freak's sake: use the space!!!) but because the concept would actually "work" if the critters had been almost any vertebrate OTHER than fish.

For example, it would "work" with the Scary Bear Eating a Liberal drawing earlier this week. In fact, Mallard Fillmore could do a series: "Stupid Things Liberals Say When Eaten By A Bear". It would be obnoxious and stupid, but miles better than today's "work".

Seriously. When *I* can turn out a better "conservative comic" than this, what does it say about the state of conservativism in America today?

Bill the Splut said...

This is just "Liberals: The Guppy Years." A conservative fishie would pull out a gun and blow that shark away! But a pansy-ass liberal fish just reminds the shark of how he'll eventually die from his bad diet, STUPID NANNY FISH STATE!

Safe bet: this was drawn in between cans of beer and a big bag of McDonald's "food." Possibly while smoking a pack of Camels.

Frank Stone said...

"Mallard Fillmore": Where comedy goes to die. By slow torture.

Tog said...

From Teh (sic) Book of Batshit: "Sunday is a day of jacking off whilst moaning how all others are lazy useless idiots. Remember that thou and keep it half-assed; even more half-assed than the rest of thy days."

OT: Racism is dead in America!

Rootbeer said...

I've literally seen better shit then this being turned in for 'Make a Comic Strip' assignments by elementary school ESL students.

David in NYC said...

Hell, Helen Keller could turn in a better strip than this.

And she's dead.