What's Mallard raving about today?
I've literally seen better shit then this being turned in for 'Make a Comic Strip' assignments by high school art students.
"...fish is not high in cholesterol."Isn't that just like a liberal ... using "science" to harsh my buzz!@DiR's right: a high school'r wouldn't get a "C" for today's "comic", not merely because of the lazy art (...it's Sunday for freak's sake: use the space!!!) but because the concept would actually "work" if the critters had been almost any vertebrate OTHER than fish.For example, it would "work" with the Scary Bear Eating a Liberal drawing earlier this week. In fact, Mallard Fillmore could do a series: "Stupid Things Liberals Say When Eaten By A Bear". It would be obnoxious and stupid, but miles better than today's "work".Seriously. When *I* can turn out a better "conservative comic" than this, what does it say about the state of conservativism in America today?
This is just "Liberals: The Guppy Years." A conservative fishie would pull out a gun and blow that shark away! But a pansy-ass liberal fish just reminds the shark of how he'll eventually die from his bad diet, STUPID NANNY FISH STATE!Safe bet: this was drawn in between cans of beer and a big bag of McDonald's "food." Possibly while smoking a pack of Camels.
"Mallard Fillmore": Where comedy goes to die. By slow torture.
From Teh (sic) Book of Batshit: "Sunday is a day of jacking off whilst moaning how all others are lazy useless idiots. Remember that thou and keep it half-assed; even more half-assed than the rest of thy days."OT: Racism is dead in America!
I've literally seen better shit then this being turned in for 'Make a Comic Strip' assignments by elementary school ESL students.
Hell, Helen Keller could turn in a better strip than this.And she's dead.
Post a Comment