What's Mallard raving about today?
Clearly, a long, sad night of Wild Turkey and books by his betters has convinced Tinshley that he can be Gary Larson. Could be worse; he could be trying for Watterson.
So there's a monkey chasing a weasel around a cobbler's bench? WTF kind of shoe repair place is this, with the crazed wild animals? No way the Board of Health approves of this!And then the weasel popped? It exploded? So now there's dead weasel bits on my shoes? I will take my cobbling business elsewhere, GOOD DAY TO YOU, AWFUL COBBLER!Nothing I just wrote makes less sense than this strip.
Some parents explain the birds-and-the-bees.Some parents explain the sharks-and-the-remoras.I pity Tinsley's kids!
I seriously fear for the mental health of Bruce Tinsley. Has he reached the final stages of alcoholism? These are the scribblings of a delusional schizophrenic.
"Could be worse; he could be trying for Watterson."Maybe the next Bold New Direction for the strip will reveal that Mallard is L'il Rush's stuffed duck, in fever dreams resulting from eating undercooked dog?
It seems to be an actual attempt at humor.DW
So- breasts and/or menses are parasites on women?
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