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Monday, March 19, 2012

That damned New Report

What's Mallard raving about today?

GAO, Government Spending

It's always difficult to follow Mallard's footnotes, but my search for the source of his claim revealed that the report was from March 2011, so, you know, Mallard's definition of "new" is somewhat suspect.


Tog said...

I'm more concerned that Tinsley is a toady for the Office of Strategic Influence.

"And then there was the Office of Strategic Influence. You may recall that. And 'oh my goodness gracious isn't that terrible, Henny Penny the sky is going to fall.' I went down that next day and said fine, if you want to salvage this thing fine I'll give you the corpse. There's the name. You can have the name, but I'm gonna keep doing every single thing that needs to be done and I have."
-- Donald Rumsfeld, War Profiteer

" ... "
-- Bruce Tinsley, Self-Proclaimed Truth-To-Power Speaker, on the discovery of a federal government agency devoted specifically to public deception and propaganda

dlauthor said...

Give Tinshley a break. With his hooch-dissolved cranial lobes unable to form new memories that stick, a year-old study probably does seem new to him. At least he's not continuing his incomprehensible rant against dirty commie symbiotic life.

Frank Stone said...

I don't know what Mallard's problem is; he owes about 98 percent of his appearances in this strip to Brucie's own Department of Duplicating Bad Drawings. Not to mention that the "jokes" are the product of his Department of Duplicating Fox News Talking Points.

DiR said...

Know what? I'm going going to post this from now on.
There. I believe this accurately captures my response to any given MF strip.

@Frank Stone. I can't wait until he picks up on Fox's news about suspected illegal immigrants getting "posh" holding facilities during their processing.
Posh now meaning four walls and some Ikea furnature. And look! They have access to some BOOKS!! God, most Americans can only dream of such luxury!