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Thursday, December 20, 2012

That damned First

What's Mallard raving about today?

Elmo, Charlie Sheen

Wow, yeah...uh...Mallard. Child abuse? Pretty much always too soon. (And, ye Gods! Your doggerel SUCKS.)

5 comments:

Iron Dragon said...

I...I just....good god.. This is HORRIFIC taste

David in NYC said...

So, in Brewski's world, the part about child molestation that is bothersome is the child who was molested (since he's the one he's giving advice to).

Fucked up much? (Pun intended)

Randy Winn said...

Next: "Little Rush" tells us about meeting Big Rush in the Dominican Republic

Frank Stone said...

"Haw haw! 'Cuz celebrities an' child molestation, amirite??"

Hey, Mallard, maybe you should give that P.R. firm's number to these guys. Talk about scandals that make our stomachs squirm...

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

I can hardly wait to see how he'll wink at the carnage at Sandy Point.