What's Mallard raving about today?
Quick Google search: shark+golf+course=About 4,520,000 resultsBenghazi= About 25,800,000 results
Mallard thinks the Benghazi incident was under-reported??Now, THAT'S funny!
"In Mallard World, shark jumps BRUCE!"That makes about as much sense as this strip.
And a lot of those 4.5 million sites referencing shark+golf+course are really alluding to pro golfer Greg Norman, a/k/a "The Shark." So the ratio of Benghazi results to shark golf results is probably much higher...
Mallard's vigorous martyrbation causes him to fly in spirals, giving him enough altitude to handily clear the falling shark. The spiral lets him jump the same shark over and over and over.Just another Friday in Mallardland.
The problem with Benghazi reporting is not that it was under-reported, but that the reporting was deliberately skewed.The first attack was at 9:42 p.m. on 9/11 and killed Ambassador Chris Stevens and State Department computer expert Sean Smith. A rescue team was flown in from Tripoli, including retired SEAL Glen Doherty. The mortar attack that killed Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty happened 5:15 a.m. on 9/12.Those are two different attacks on two different days. That part of the media that hates Obama more than it loves America invented a fiction of Obama watching it all on live TV and chuckling as he denied help to SEALs pinned down by mortar fire, which is a complete fabrication.Hey Drunk Bruce! We know you read this. If you have any shred of decency left (doubtful) go research what really happened instead of trying to make a living on the corpses of dead Americans who had more courage in their fingernail clippings than you have in your entire body.
Man, this totally reminds me of how Bruce spent 8 years tearing the Bush Administration a new one over 9/11/2001...
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