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Friday, December 28, 2012

That damned Shark

What's Mallard raving about today?

Sharks, Libya

"And if only the electorate had voted the way that dude over at Unskewed Polls said they would, we would totally have won this election!"

Alas, reality has a well-known Liberal bias.


Andrewj said...

Quick Google search:

shark+golf+course=About 4,520,000 results

Benghazi= About 25,800,000 results

Frank Stone said...

Mallard thinks the Benghazi incident was under-reported??

Now, THAT'S funny!

Bill the Splut said...

"In Mallard World, shark jumps BRUCE!"

That makes about as much sense as this strip.

AndrewJ said...

And a lot of those 4.5 million sites referencing shark+golf+course are really alluding to pro golfer Greg Norman, a/k/a "The Shark." So the ratio of Benghazi results to shark golf results is probably much higher...

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

Mallard's vigorous martyrbation causes him to fly in spirals, giving him enough altitude to handily clear the falling shark. The spiral lets him jump the same shark over and over and over.

Just another Friday in Mallardland.

Randy Winn said...

The problem with Benghazi reporting is not that it was under-reported, but that the reporting was deliberately skewed.

The first attack was at 9:42 p.m. on 9/11 and killed Ambassador Chris Stevens and State Department computer expert Sean Smith.

A rescue team was flown in from Tripoli, including retired SEAL Glen Doherty.

The mortar attack that killed Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty happened 5:15 a.m. on 9/12.

Those are two different attacks on two different days. That part of the media that hates Obama more than it loves America invented a fiction of Obama watching it all on live TV and chuckling as he denied help to SEALs pinned down by mortar fire, which is a complete fabrication.

Hey Drunk Bruce! We know you read this. If you have any shred of decency left (doubtful) go research what really happened instead of trying to make a living on the corpses of dead Americans who had more courage in their fingernail clippings than you have in your entire body.

DiR said...

Man, this totally reminds me of how Bruce spent 8 years tearing the Bush Administration a new one over 9/11/2001...