Project Wonderful Banner

Thursday, December 27, 2012

That damned Rematch

What's Mallard raving about today?

Mitt Romney, President Obama, Candy Crowley

What's fascinating here is the glimpse into the fantasy world Mallard Fillmore inhabits. A world in which, had Candy Crowley not pointed out a fact, Mitt Romney would have won the election.

It's precisely that completely nuance-less, Black-and-White thinking that makes Republicans so stupid and dangerous at the same time.


AndrewJ said...

Not that it matters, since Tinsley knows everything, but that first debate occurred on October 3rd, NOT in September.

Toots McGee said...

Waaah, bland, asexual lefty media personality stole the election from disinterested, billionaire puppet head!

Randy Winn said...

Those dang journalists! If they would just repeat the lies they're fed, instead of occasionally pointing out a fact, the GOP would have won!

When today's reichwing complains that the media is against them, 9 times out of 10 it's the media pointing out lies. If the media would do this more often, we'd all be better off.

Frank Stone said...

Hey, Mallard, did you know that you've got a pool cue stuck in your right foot? No wonder you're running so awkwardly.

Poor, poor Bruce. He's like a Little League player whose team has lost the big game, but he's still standing on the field all alone after everyone else has gone home, trying to turn back time by repeatedly tossing the ball in the air and hitting it with the bat, hoping for a home run.


Hey, Bruce...?

It's over, slugger. Time to go home.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

Yeah, Obama turned into a real meany after he got over the shock of watching Romney say any damn lie that he thought would get him a vote. (Doesn't he know that you're supposed to let rich people say whatever they want? The NERVE of him!)`