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Monday, December 17, 2012

That damned Reference

What's Mallard raving about today?

War on Christmas

Wow, Mallard's advanced from the stage where the heathens were trying to remove references to his deity of choice to the stage where they are actively promoting taking his name in vain.

And all of it just a product of his fevered brain.


AndrewJ said...

And I'm so grateful that's the most outrageous thing that's happened in a school recently.

Anonymous said...

What will the Duck do in three to four weeks:
(A) Totally ignore recent event.
(B) Blame the Democrats.
(C) Say something pathetic and disingenuous?
(D) Say something that the parents will find insulting and outrageous.
(E) All of B,C, and D.
The poll is open.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

And so the doughty little band of white Christians continues to hold the line against a besieging army of a small secular faction that insists on waving some antiquated piece of paper around.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

Anonymous, I predict the duck will be seen saluting with a tear in his eye and a sneer on his lips that he just can't hide.

Kaitlyn said...

Jesus fucking christ this goddamn duck needs to shut up.

(Couldn't resist.)

And he lives in a world the rest of us don't inhabit. I was in elementary school in the awful "PC" 90s and we had Christmas programs.

Tog said...

In other news, stalwart Christians Mike Huckabee, Bryan Fischer, and Fred Phelps announced that God either let the Newtown massacre happen on purpose, or CAUSED it to happen. Because LIBERALS.

Will Tinsley do an outrage strip about that? No, because those guys are conservative and white.

He will probably get mad that Obama "politicized" the tragedy by reacting to it. Like these wonderful all-American Christians did.

Frank Stone said...

So this "holiday program" (nice scare quotes, by the way) featured someone saying "goddamn"? Because that's the nonsensical implication, Bruce.

And to think those silly celebrities were wasting their time raising money for Hurricane Sandy victims when they could have been devoting their efforts to helping the REAL victims: the victims of The War On Christmas™! Who are always being victimized!! Because they're victims!!!

Randy Winn said...

What sort of holiday program is this duck talking about?

I've suffered through a great many xmas productions and not once heard a swear word ... although that might have improved "The Little Drummer Boy" or "Do You Hear What I Hear?"

Neo Tuxedo said..., Tog, those people (and I use the word loosely*) are the best argument I've ever seen for the Illuminati to unleash Anthrax-Leprosy Pi.

* In the immortal words of Hothead Paisan, "We can't be the same species! Either I'm not human, or they're not!"