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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

That damned NFL

What's Mallard raving about today?

The NFL, excessive celebration penalties.

This panel leaves me with nothing but unanswered questions. Why exactly does the NFL player look like he is praying? Why does Mallard like NFL players, but hate NBA players? Why doesn't the football player have a face mask? Has there ever been a poem with worse rhythm than this?

8 comments:

Sabadadabasan said...

Yes there has, and it's one of Mallard's.

Anonymous said...

They're going to town on Mallard over at Huffpo:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-kelly/mallard-fillmore-makes-me_b_38124.html

I'm loving it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-kelly/mallard-fillmore-makes-me_b_38124.html

Anonymous said...

try this:

www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-kelly/mallard-fillmore-makes-me_b_38124.html

I really shouldn't be doing this at work.

john said...

Well, in this case, I kinda agree with Mallard - those excessive celebration penalties are totally subjective, and I don't think they're fair. Of course, the poem and art still suck.

Anonymous said...

He's looks like he's praying because he's making a resolution.

Slappy Handstrong said...

Gee- it's already the 9th and Mallard is still boozing and belching out resolutions. Still has that same stupid hat on too. Mallard, it's been over a week- your neighbors have to work for a living! Maybe time for a pot of coffee, a shower and some rehab.

Christ almighty, first non-stop food rants and now this crap. Is there a dead horse that this hack won't stop to beat?

Matt said...

This one surprised me because I just assumed that the duck would be one of the first ones to wag his finger at someone like Chad Johnson. But for some people, NBA players are thugs and showboats, while NFL players are hard working guys who just want to have a little fun. I guess Mallard is in this camp.